Since my last two Substacks have dropped with my vague (listen, family reads this, I have to be a little vague) my exes have been swarming like the locusts they are! I guess they read my posts and interpreted that I was single or available, somehow, which would be a massive surprise to my mother-in-law and grandmother-in-law who read these posts every single week. And therefore to clarify, here is their favorite person, Matt, with Simone and her beautiful Esther Williams pose: