A day stripper?!!! Like, going to a tittie club during the day and seeing a guy stripping instead of a woman? I mean, he's got rhythm, but he's no Channing Tatum, THAT'S for sure.
You brought one of my old friends to mind, a guy from Sicily via NJ & Ohio. AND he worked in a Kosher kitchen as a younger man. He knew a Japanese woman who managed / manages a hotel somewhere in Sicily.
The name " Mayberry " was taken, so I BORROWED the name of the town that the Clampetts came from before a - movin' to Beverly. Hills, that is. Swimmin' pools, movie stars..... I need a life..... !
I needed a laugh today. Of all days, single on Valentines Day. But I'm not bitchin about it. The other 364 days of the year I love being free and following only my agenda . What is it about those red and pink hearts, anyway? 🩷❤️💕 You are funny Tara! Thanks for making me laugh. 😃
I have an Armenian mother, and Armenian mothers are like Italian mothers on speed. 😂
This article has inspired Mustard to create a chant that all humans (and condiments) to participate in:
What do we want?
Not that!
Not Chris Pratt!
Anything but that.
great parody
Thank you for reading!!!
A day stripper?!!! Like, going to a tittie club during the day and seeing a guy stripping instead of a woman? I mean, he's got rhythm, but he's no Channing Tatum, THAT'S for sure.
No one is Channing Tatum, our modern day Gene Kelly.
Chris Pratt? Mi urta i nervi. E un cazzone.
he is the f'ing worst omg.
Love all the Italian references, I remember them well!! 👏♥️👏♥️
Wow, this newsletter issue is my Sistine Chapel. Your words were goddam ART (and Italian art, at that).
Eden!!! Thank you!! ❤️ Hope I made you laugh.
lol I was not ready for this, but entertaining
Oh honey I wasn’t ready for this either. It flew out of me as if it contained too much grated cheese.
STOP. I haven't had breakfast & yer making me hungry !
Hehehe 🤭
You brought one of my old friends to mind, a guy from Sicily via NJ & Ohio. AND he worked in a Kosher kitchen as a younger man. He knew a Japanese woman who managed / manages a hotel somewhere in Sicily.
I hope he is well. I love cultural fusion, so this Japanese woman running things? Fine by me. But goddamn this went too far for me.
I haven't much of ANYTHING from him since I moved to Bugtussle in the Mid - South, 2008.
BUGTUSSLE!!!! Okay wait tell me more I love the NAME
The name " Mayberry " was taken, so I BORROWED the name of the town that the Clampetts came from before a - movin' to Beverly. Hills, that is. Swimmin' pools, movie stars..... I need a life..... !
I should have known! It sounded familiar.
I needed a laugh today. Of all days, single on Valentines Day. But I'm not bitchin about it. The other 364 days of the year I love being free and following only my agenda . What is it about those red and pink hearts, anyway? 🩷❤️💕 You are funny Tara! Thanks for making me laugh. 😃
Thank you THANK YOU for reading and sharing! This made my morning so much brighter. All my love. ❤️
"Low-vowel brethren." Now that's funny. 🤣
This read, made me lol
Not a fan
of that pratt
Chris
You should know I almost died laughing while reading this.
Also forever referring to him as Crisp Rat. Thank you for that.
Thank you for reading!! I’m so glad you enjoyed. Hope you keep checking out these posts. ❤️