I think theaters should just screen a dramatic reading of this issue instead of the actual trailer for The Substance because nothing has ever made me want to make a mad dash to the theater more than reading this. *This* is how you do poop jokes.
I absolutely loved this movie and so appreciate this discussion of it! I don't know what I was expecting of this film, but somehow what I got was not at all what I imagined and everything I wanted. Also, give me all the body horror gore ever, but please don't ever let me see the inside of someone's mouth full of shrimp again. I'm still gagging thinking about it. I can't wait to watch this again.
I think theaters should just screen a dramatic reading of this issue instead of the actual trailer for The Substance because nothing has ever made me want to make a mad dash to the theater more than reading this. *This* is how you do poop jokes.
queenie thank you it is my one duty (hehe) in life
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I absolutely loved this movie and so appreciate this discussion of it! I don't know what I was expecting of this film, but somehow what I got was not at all what I imagined and everything I wanted. Also, give me all the body horror gore ever, but please don't ever let me see the inside of someone's mouth full of shrimp again. I'm still gagging thinking about it. I can't wait to watch this again.
This is such a perfect way to discuss The Substance! Adored this
Let's make a plan to do this together about a movie then! Old or new.