Whilst having a chat with a cute drummer from Philly (why am I always fucking like this) I asked the question I have decided I will ask of anyone I enter a Talking Stage with: who is your favorite Muppet? To paraphrase John Waters, “"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have a favorite Muppet, don't fuck 'em!"
When I am asked this question, I respond with my Muppet Big Three. In astrology, your big three or your Sun, Moon, and Rising (or “Ascendent”) can be summed as such, thanks to
In astrology, your Sun sign describes your core identity, ego, motivations, and fundamental personality traits. It’s what makes someone say “She’s such a Leo!” or “They’re the most Gemini-y Gemini I've ever met.”
In astrology, your Moon describes your emotional side, your inner world, and your intuition. It’s the side of yourself that you don’t show to just anyone. Only your nearest and dearest get to see this side of you.
Your Rising sign determines the first impressions you make, the way others see you, and your attitude.
Basically: who you are assigned to be, how you see yourself, and how others see you. Consulting the zodiac, I am a Cancer Sun, Sag Moon, and Leo Rising, which is obvious when you look at my hair and how it makes up 83% of my perceived personality. But my Muppet Zodiac feels far more encompassing of my soul and cheese-fueled spirit.
As guessed by aforementioned cute drummer, I am a proud Rizzo Sun. Small, a proud Italo-American, loves pizza. loves a backward cap, a sort of tri-state type, a little too ethnic for the country club but ultimately knows how to clock the Parmesan vs the Gouda at first glance on a fancy charcuterie board. I am a Camilla Moon: small once again, fleefy, nice, in my happiness cuddled up at home with my two little chickens, a known submissive brat, loves a man with a giant honker. My Rising of course is Miss Piggy: she is how I’m perceived. Loud, assertive, “intimidating” aka my least favorite misogynist dogwhistle, curvaceous, mouthy, perfect barrel curls, a ring for every finger, a true superstar pig.
But I want to know about YOU. What is your Muppet big three, and what does it say about you? Feel free to share with your pals and your partners and your coworkers: it’s like the inner-child version of Myers-Brigg.
Wait, you being a Leo rising makes a lot of sense!!! (Complimentary; I am also a Leo Rising. My moon is in Cancer and you already know the sun sign) I answered this a while ago but I’d like to change my answer: Miss Piggy sun, Gonzo rising, Robin moon
i AM 77 AND aUTISTIC. I WATCHED THE Muppets ON CBC BEFORE I EVER HEARD OF Sesame Street Kermit THE Frog, Miss Piggy, THE COUNT, OSCAR OR Cookie Monster. I WAS A PORTRAIT PHOTOGRAPHER AND FAMILIES HAD CHILDREN. I JUST HEARD Ali Velshi A HERO OF MINE SPOUT American PROPAGANDA.ABOUT Hamilton AND Madison.
King George I, II, or III DIDN'T HAVE THE POWER OF THE PURSE. William Prince of Orange AND Mary Queen of Scotland and Ireland SURRENDERED THAT POWER IN 1689 AND PARLIAMENTS AND GOVERNORS AND prime ministers EXERCISED THAT POWER. King George THE THIRD HAD NO POWER TO BE A Tyrant AND HIS PORPHYRIA WOULD HAVE PREVENTED HIM FROM BEING ANY KIND OF TYRANT.
Lord North WAS prime minister in 1775. . the House OF Lords OWNED most of THE SHARES OF THE British East India Company THAT ran (managed) Boston and its harbour and it was their tea that was un-Tariffed and dumped into the British East India Company's Boston Harbour by independent merchants who couldn't compete with the Corporation whose ships in Boston Harbour flew the flag of the East India Company. i AM ALSO ALMOST BLIND AND STONED OUT OF MY GOURD AND MY WIFE IS READING IN THE OTHER ROOM AND WE ARE GREAT GRANDPARENTS AND MY WIFE NEVER Smoked TOBACCO OR THE ANCIENT INCENSE OF Herod's temple. I have been writing since dawn and can no longer edit. that is my excuse. Believe or not.
I will start my Joni the fuck head pseudo-Christian idiot tomorrow. In her Senate primary Nazi party debate with Matthew the brainless Whitacre both said only real Christians like themselves should be allowed to sit on the bench and the goddamned chair of the Senate Judiciary committee the senile and demented Chuck "William Jennings Bryan Cross of Gold" Grassley said Amen. I lost my cookies as I listened to the IOWA Primary Senate debate ten years ago and PHONEY JONI is rumoured to have announced her retirement after ten years of fucking America.
How fucked America is America's to decide. Here in Quebec euthanasia is healthcare even for devout Catholics like my neighbour across the street . We watched the family gather and the doctor arrive and knew even Jesus knew when the suffering was too much as our friend and neighbour was put to rest. California isn't Florida and Texas is America's ill gotten gain after Mexico outlawed slavery and said all men are created equal in 1829 when Cotton was still king south of the Mason Dixon Line.
There was no famine in Ireland in 1845 only the potato crop failed. The Irish neoliberal economy boomed and the neoliberal journal London's The Economist led the call to cull the herd of Irish peasants. It was a genocide not an act of God.
I can't edit any longer I need to sleep. so I apologize for my error.
It was Madison and Thomas "Common Sense" Paine not Hamilton. Paine's first Commandment was religion and politics don't mix. Madison was a devout Anglican as in English Catholick or Episcopalian and Paine was a
"Thomas Paine was a vocal critic of organized religion, advocating for deism and emphasizing reason and free thought over dogma." wiki or some other reference
Wait, you being a Leo rising makes a lot of sense!!! (Complimentary; I am also a Leo Rising. My moon is in Cancer and you already know the sun sign) I answered this a while ago but I’d like to change my answer: Miss Piggy sun, Gonzo rising, Robin moon
Oh my god of COURSE a Robin moon!!
Deep down I am very smol 😌
Hmmmm. I am a Virgo sun, Capricorn moon and Scorpio rising so I assume my Muppets signs would be Rizzo sun, Sam the Eagle moon and Benson rising
It also doesn’t have to be aligned with what your traditional zodiac says - truly based off of vibes!
Sun - Fozzie
Moon - Rowlf
Rising - Gonzo
Thank you, Tara
i AM 77 AND aUTISTIC. I WATCHED THE Muppets ON CBC BEFORE I EVER HEARD OF Sesame Street Kermit THE Frog, Miss Piggy, THE COUNT, OSCAR OR Cookie Monster. I WAS A PORTRAIT PHOTOGRAPHER AND FAMILIES HAD CHILDREN. I JUST HEARD Ali Velshi A HERO OF MINE SPOUT American PROPAGANDA.ABOUT Hamilton AND Madison.
King George I, II, or III DIDN'T HAVE THE POWER OF THE PURSE. William Prince of Orange AND Mary Queen of Scotland and Ireland SURRENDERED THAT POWER IN 1689 AND PARLIAMENTS AND GOVERNORS AND prime ministers EXERCISED THAT POWER. King George THE THIRD HAD NO POWER TO BE A Tyrant AND HIS PORPHYRIA WOULD HAVE PREVENTED HIM FROM BEING ANY KIND OF TYRANT.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porphyria
https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-22122407
Lord North WAS prime minister in 1775. . the House OF Lords OWNED most of THE SHARES OF THE British East India Company THAT ran (managed) Boston and its harbour and it was their tea that was un-Tariffed and dumped into the British East India Company's Boston Harbour by independent merchants who couldn't compete with the Corporation whose ships in Boston Harbour flew the flag of the East India Company. i AM ALSO ALMOST BLIND AND STONED OUT OF MY GOURD AND MY WIFE IS READING IN THE OTHER ROOM AND WE ARE GREAT GRANDPARENTS AND MY WIFE NEVER Smoked TOBACCO OR THE ANCIENT INCENSE OF Herod's temple. I have been writing since dawn and can no longer edit. that is my excuse. Believe or not.
I will start my Joni the fuck head pseudo-Christian idiot tomorrow. In her Senate primary Nazi party debate with Matthew the brainless Whitacre both said only real Christians like themselves should be allowed to sit on the bench and the goddamned chair of the Senate Judiciary committee the senile and demented Chuck "William Jennings Bryan Cross of Gold" Grassley said Amen. I lost my cookies as I listened to the IOWA Primary Senate debate ten years ago and PHONEY JONI is rumoured to have announced her retirement after ten years of fucking America.
How fucked America is America's to decide. Here in Quebec euthanasia is healthcare even for devout Catholics like my neighbour across the street . We watched the family gather and the doctor arrive and knew even Jesus knew when the suffering was too much as our friend and neighbour was put to rest. California isn't Florida and Texas is America's ill gotten gain after Mexico outlawed slavery and said all men are created equal in 1829 when Cotton was still king south of the Mason Dixon Line.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_Cotton
I remember the Alamo and Davey Crockett was a real goddamned piece of crap.I remember Saint Patrick's Battalion who fought on the Mexican side.
https://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/mexican-american-war-irish-immigrants-deserted-us-army-fight-against-america-180971713/
There was no famine in Ireland in 1845 only the potato crop failed. The Irish neoliberal economy boomed and the neoliberal journal London's The Economist led the call to cull the herd of Irish peasants. It was a genocide not an act of God.
Neoliberalism is neither new nor liberal
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/n/neoliberalism.asp
The Economist supported the Irish genocide 1845-1850.
https://www.economist.com/prospero/2012/12/12/opening-old-wounds
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2014/09/05/when-the-economist-blamed-irish-peasants-for-starving-to-death/
I can't edit any longer I need to sleep. so I apologize for my error.
It was Madison and Thomas "Common Sense" Paine not Hamilton. Paine's first Commandment was religion and politics don't mix. Madison was a devout Anglican as in English Catholick or Episcopalian and Paine was a
https://johnsonsdictionaryonline.com/views/search.php?term=catholick
"Thomas Paine was a vocal critic of organized religion, advocating for deism and emphasizing reason and free thought over dogma." wiki or some other reference
https://johnsonsdictionaryonline.com/views/search.php?term=religion
https://www.britannica.com/topic/Anglicanism